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22-01-2007, 12:13 AM
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thank god you're not really the hamster from hell lol
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22-01-2007, 12:26 AM
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A little, fluffy Reaper, lol :)
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22-01-2007, 12:57 AM
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To avoid any confusion and upset feelings, this Ask Gomez thread is intended as a joke. Every forum needs a way for members to relax and have some fun, and also an odd little mascot. This way we've conbined them both. But I think Rose deserves a lot of credit for teaching Gomez how to type, don't you?
John
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22-01-2007, 01:45 AM
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dear gomez, i believe we had a rodent in the chatroom tonight, do you think i should bribe it out with cheese or send john in to find it, please help!!!
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22-01-2007, 02:54 AM
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Dear Gomez
Thank god you are here. I have a problem with my little hippo. He seems to be getting a little too fat as he is bursting at the seams (stuffings hanging out). So furry friend to furry friend, do you think i am feeding him to much, and has he got long left on this planet. If not how do you think i should make his last days the most enjoyable b4 he leaves me.
Thanking your furryness
Angel xxx
Last edited by angel : 22-01-2007 at 02:57 AM.
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22-01-2007, 04:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by daisy
dear gomez, i believe we had a rodent in the chatroom tonight, do you think i should bribe it out with cheese or send john in to find it, please help!!!
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Dear Daisy,
Why would you want to get a rodent out of your chatroom, whatever that might be. Instead make him a comfy and cozy bed, crown him your prince, and offer him golden nuggets of cheddar. You can send John in, but I doubt if the guy close find anything or anyone. He's a nice fellow but a bit touched. it seems.
Feed Me,
Gomez
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22-01-2007, 04:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by angel
Dear Gomez
Thank god you are here. I have a problem with my little hippo. He seems to be getting a little too fat as he is bursting at the seams (stuffings hanging out). So furry friend to furry friend, do you think i am feeding him to much, and has he got long left on this planet. If not how do you think i should make his last days the most enjoyable b4 he leaves me.
Thanking your furryness
Angel xxx
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Hi Angel,
Hey, I like your wings sweetie. As for your little hippo, there's no such thing as too fat for furry critters. Mend him gently with the costliest thread you can afford, and be sure to warm the needle first. After the operation, whisper soothingly to him, and serve him warm milk and gingersnaps with a honey glaze. Be sure to have a good supply on hand, I'll be over to visit my little buddy.
If you are gentle with him, he should last quite a whike before stuffings explore. Groom him gentle with a lint brush and his last days should be his happiest.
With heavenly delight,
Gomez
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22-01-2007, 05:24 AM
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whoah...Gomez has been looked after by Tiltjip while i've been away and it seems he's taken over Tiltjip's computer. sorry john. are we still taking turns at looking after Gomez? he's taking on this board and i see he has his own account now! i guess he gets more scratches behind the ear when he stays with you.
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22-01-2007, 05:36 AM
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You never told me Gomez was into martial arts Rose. I never knew hampsters could be so muscular and intimidating. Right now we have carpenter building Gomez and nice little shanty next to the staff condo, so we'll all have to take turns waiting on him fur and foot. But I guess that's the price we'll have to pay for the knowledge and wisdom of GomezTheHampster. There's even a rumor he caused a mild panic in the chat room.
John
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22-01-2007, 06:04 AM
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ha ha!!!! that's our hamster alright. he likes to stir when he gets bored so i hope he gets more "letters" sent to him.
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