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03-09-2023, 04:45 PM
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Do you have any clean Christian jokes?
So there were these 2 Christian guys - one says to the other, "Prophecy".
Second guy says, "What Gifts of the Spirit do you have?"
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Prepare yourself for the coming astral journey of death by daily riding in the balloon of God-perception.
Through delusion you are perceiving yourself as a bundle of flesh and bones, which at best is a nest of troubles.
Meditate unceasingly, that you may quickly behold yourself as the Infinite Essence, free from every form of misery. ~Paramahansa's Guru's Guru.
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03-09-2023, 05:02 PM
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Jews don't recognize Jesus as savior.
Protestants don't recognize the Pope.
Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
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Prepare yourself for the coming astral journey of death by daily riding in the balloon of God-perception.
Through delusion you are perceiving yourself as a bundle of flesh and bones, which at best is a nest of troubles.
Meditate unceasingly, that you may quickly behold yourself as the Infinite Essence, free from every form of misery. ~Paramahansa's Guru's Guru.
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03-09-2023, 05:22 PM
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Jewish sign of the cross...
spectacles
testicles
watch
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wallet...
Or is that a Jewish joke?
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The Humility, the Pride and the Humiliation.
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03-09-2023, 05:27 PM
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A trooper pulls over a priest and immediately smells alcohol on his breath. The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat. “Have you been drinking?” the officer asks. “Just water,” says the priest. “Then why do I smell wine?” The priest looks at the bottle and shouts, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
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The Humility, the Pride and the Humiliation.
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03-09-2023, 05:35 PM
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I knew I could count on you, Honza. THANKS!!!!
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Prepare yourself for the coming astral journey of death by daily riding in the balloon of God-perception.
Through delusion you are perceiving yourself as a bundle of flesh and bones, which at best is a nest of troubles.
Meditate unceasingly, that you may quickly behold yourself as the Infinite Essence, free from every form of misery. ~Paramahansa's Guru's Guru.
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03-09-2023, 05:47 PM
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Evangelist…”Have you found Jesus ?”
Response…”Is he lost again ?”
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04-09-2023, 02:23 AM
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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk* are fishing out in a boat on the lake. After a while the priest says the fish are not biting, and he is going to try another area. He gets out of the boat - walks across the water - and goes out of sight. He comes back later with a bunch of fish. The rabbi says he will try the other spot as well. He gets out of the boat - walks across the water - and goes out of sight. Comes back later with a bunch of fish.
The monk is thinking if the priest and the rabbi can do it, I know I can. So he gets out of the boat, and sinks. He climbs back in sheepishly, and tries again, and sinks. After about 6 tries the rabbi turns to the priest and asks "You think we should show him where the stepping stones are?"
*Insert your religion for monk. In a religious or racial joke, make sure you are the punchline.
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04-09-2023, 07:45 AM
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Crocodile Dundee is asked, "How do you say 'My Lord' in Hebrew?"
He thinks a moment, shrugs his shoulders and says,
"Adonai ..."
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Prepare yourself for the coming astral journey of death by daily riding in the balloon of God-perception.
Through delusion you are perceiving yourself as a bundle of flesh and bones, which at best is a nest of troubles.
Meditate unceasingly, that you may quickly behold yourself as the Infinite Essence, free from every form of misery. ~Paramahansa's Guru's Guru.
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04-09-2023, 02:34 PM
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The Pope is having a conversation with aliens from Mars:
Pope: “Do you know Jesus?”
Alien: “Oh, Jesus. Great guy. He comes to our planet twice a year”
Pope: “Every year?! We haven't seen him in over 2000 years!
Alien: “Maybe He didn’t like your chocolate”
Pope: “Chocolate?”
Alien: “Every time He visits, we gather the best chocolates and give them to Him before He leaves.
Why, what did you do the first time he came here?
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.*I'll text in Navy Blue when I'm speaking as a Mod. :)
Prepare yourself for the coming astral journey of death by daily riding in the balloon of God-perception.
Through delusion you are perceiving yourself as a bundle of flesh and bones, which at best is a nest of troubles.
Meditate unceasingly, that you may quickly behold yourself as the Infinite Essence, free from every form of misery. ~Paramahansa's Guru's Guru.
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08-09-2023, 03:44 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2023
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A priest walks into a bar........and says "OW!"
Sorry, could not help myself with that stinker lol
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